{"id":30728,"date":"2021-12-10T18:38:20","date_gmt":"2021-12-10T18:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/?p=30728"},"modified":"2021-12-10T18:38:20","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T18:38:20","slug":"better-get-your-skates-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/better-get-your-skates-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Better Get Your Skates On!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Snow laughing matter!\"\"
\n\u201cWhat\u2019s that noise?\u201c Sme asked Grumpy Elf earlier.
\n\u201cI can\u2019t hear anything.\u201d Grumped Grumpy Elf.
\n\u201cWhat are you doing then?\u201d Sme persisted.
\n\u201cShhhhh. I\u2019m number crunching.\u201d Grumpy Elf snapped.
\n\u201cWell, that is what I can hear.\u201d Said Sme.
\n\u201cNo! No. You can\u2019t hear numbers crunching.\u201d Grumpy Elf growled.
\n\u201cI can.\u201d Sme proclaimed \u201cEvery time you crunch a number it checks availability on our ice rink and, if it frees up space, I can hear people give a little cheer.\u201d
\n\u201cSmeeeeeeee!\u201d Shouted Grumpy Elf \u201cGo and see another Booking Elf!\u201d
\n\u201cBooking Elf isn\u2019t in today.\u201d Sme insisted.
\n\u201cI didn\u2019t say Booking Elf. Now skedaddle.\u201d Grumpy Elf grinned.<\/p>\n

Today it\u2019s fab festive news for Pre-Christmas Ice Skating.
\nGrumpy Elf – to be honest I don\u2019t know why he has that name –<\/em> has been through the ice skating slots and set out exactly what is left – and it isn\u2019t much! So if you\u2019d like to book before Christmas, you\u2019d better get your skates on! BOOK HERE NOW:
\nhttps:\/\/www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com\/product\/ice-skating-pre-christmas\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nPLUS if you\u2019d like to visit this weekend, there are just a few spaces available, for Ice Skating. You can book for this weekend HERE:
\nhttps:\/\/www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com\/product\/ice-skating-11th-12th-december\/<\/a><\/p>\n

But wait\u2014there\u2019s myrrh.<\/strong>
\n\u201cSmeeeeee! What are you doing on the ice?\u201d Grumpy Elf called out.
\n\u201cA triple salchow in the shape of an eight, double axel in the shape of a two, spinning in the shape of a number three\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cEh?\u201d Grumpy Elf was puzzled.
\n\u201cWell,\u201d said Sme, gliding past in the shape of a number nine, \u201cyou were crunching the numbers so I decided to do some figure skating myself!\u201d
\nGrumpy Elf took off his hat and scratched his head. \u201cWell I guess it stops him singing his silly songs.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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