{"id":30078,"date":"2021-07-09T18:00:35","date_gmt":"2021-07-09T17:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/?p=30078"},"modified":"2021-07-09T10:44:24","modified_gmt":"2021-07-09T09:44:24","slug":"wlgvees-bedding-time-story-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wlgvees-bedding-time-story-5\/","title":{"rendered":"WLGVees Bedding Time Story 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to the very latest CBeebies Bedtime Story, er sorry,<\/em> that should read WLGVees Bedding Time Story<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\"Whilton
\nImagine, if you will, a friendly face, wearing a comfortable sweater and cords, on a rocking chair. Well today that\u2019s me and I\u2019m reading the very latest story. Today\u2019s story is called Seeking Beauty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, just before I begin, if you have been reading these to your children at bedtime, seriously, have you? I know events have sent everyone a bit cuckoo lately – but really? Well if you have, this story, may contain what seems to sound like two naughty words. See if you can spot them!! If you don\u2019t spot them – well done. If you do, you are clearly naughty too!<\/em><\/p>\n

In the meantime here\u2019s Sleeping, sorry Seeking Beauty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once upon a time lived a King, a Queen and their beautiful daughter.
\nElvis the King (shortened, to Elle, – so he wasn\u2019t mistaken for the one with blue swede shoes)<\/em>, the Queen, Eleanor (never shortened – always Eleanor)<\/em> and the Princess (no name really needed, I don\u2019t know er… \u201cEllie\u201d)<\/em> were always looking for beautiful things.
\nBeautiful flowers, beautiful gifts, beautiful bedding plants (hence this silly series!)<\/em>, beautiful pet food(?!).<\/p>\n

In this story, the Princess was looking to buy some beautiful garden furniture for the King and it WAS<\/strong> beautiful too: High quality, top quality Hartman<\/a> and Hartman Heritage<\/a>.<\/strong> Lovely. The Princess was finding it difficult to choose between rattan<\/a> or cast aluminium garden furniture<\/a>. Trouble was, at their usual outlet, the furniture was jolly, jolly expensive.
\n\u201cGosh, it\u2019s really costly, for King Elle!\u201d Exclaimed the Princess.<\/p>\n

Suddenly a Fairy Godmother appeared and showed the Princess how she could save soooooo much money at Whilton Locks Garden Village<\/a>.
\n\u201cHow do you feel?\u201d asked the Fairy Godmother (I\u2019m not sure that\u2019s the right story – but keep with me!)<\/em> \u201cSeeing how you can save so much on like-for-like garden furniture compared to those, you know, chain stores?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell I felt a bit of a prick,\u201d said the Princess and with that fell asleep (well, probably more like fainted due the savings that could be found on the products that were EXACTLY the same).<\/em><\/p>\n

The Princess was placed on a rather nice rattan set, by Hartman, and waited for the handsome Prince; Whilton of Locks.
\nThe Prince saw the beautiful Princess and muttered \u201cAnother one,\u201d and he bent down, gave the dosey Princess a kick and waved the latest WLGV garden furniture price list at her. The Princess woke up with a start. \u201cJesus Christ!\u201d she shouted.
\n\u201cWrong story, Princess,\u201d smoozed the Prince \u201cperhaps though, the greatest savings ever told?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Princess looked at the prices and couldn\u2019t believe her eyes.
\n\u201cAmazing!\u201d she proclaimed. \u201cWhilton. Will you marry me?\u201d
\n\u201cNo sorry,\u201d said the Prince sadly, \u201cI can\u2019t, I have a quest to ensure nobody ever overpays for their garden furniture. Now, I must leave you as we have a delivery for Rapunzel and, to be honest, I\u2019m dreading the stairs.\u201d<\/p>\n

So if you like to save money – perhaps you are interested in not paying out princely sums – why not give WLGV a try for your garden furniture? Top quality, great service and no fairytale huge prices.<\/p>\n

The End. Goodnight!<\/strong><\/p>\n

#hartman #whiltonlocksgardenvillage #bedtimestories #mightbelastone #comeonengland #notmentionedcosfootballnotinventedyetinfairytaleland<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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