{"id":20125,"date":"2020-06-08T12:28:31","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/?p=20125"},"modified":"2020-08-12T16:03:35","modified_gmt":"2020-08-12T15:03:35","slug":"a-rough-furlough-whats-a-rough-furlough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/a-rough-furlough-whats-a-rough-furlough\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rough Furlough? What\u2019s a Rough Furlough?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Where are you going to little brown Mouse?
\n\u201cNowhere, I can\u2019t. I\u2019m not allowed out the house.\u201d
\nBut that\u2019s not a problem – all will be fine
\nYou can order all products from us now online.
\nOh Mouse, oh no – didn\u2019t you know?
\nThere\u2019s no such thing as a rough furlough.<\/em>
\n<\/p>\n

\"rough<\/p>\n

Owl is the wise one, followed the rules from the start.
\nLike being safe, staying alert and two metres apart.
\nOur doors are now open and we\u2019ve made a few changes.
\nLike hand cleaning stations and marked out all our ranges.
\nOh Owl – so clever, you were bound to know.
\nThere\u2019s no such thing as a rough furlough.<\/em><\/p>\n

There may be a queue, you might wait \u2019till you enter.
\nIs there anything better than a well stocked garden centre?
\nThis story you may know by Donaldson, Jue.
\nWe hope you all like it and she will not sue.<\/p>\n

Snake made a visit – he followed the rules.
\nHe bought some new plants and a new range of tools.
\nOh Snake clearly he did know.
\nThere\u2019s no such thing as a rough furlough.<\/em><\/p>\n

There\u2019s plants, compost, furniture, containers and pots.
\nIn fact everything you\u2019ve dreamed of – and we\u2019ve got lots and lots.
\nJust not the Restaurant – that\u2019s not open yet.
\nIt\u2019s all for your garden, for you and your pet.<\/p>\n

Fox is so cunning – the garden is good for the mind.
\nSo he\u2019s planted some veggies, been on Zoom and been kind.
\nOh Fox for sure he did know.
\nThere\u2019s no such thing as a rough furlough.<\/em><\/p>\n

Checking your eyesight? No need for a castle.
\nThere\u2019s plenty to see here, without all the hassle.
\nWe haven\u2019t seen many of you for a good while.
\nBut we are better than ever – service with a smile.<\/p>\n

So if you\u2019re like Mouse, Owl, Snake or Fox.
\nWe are here to help – it\u2019s us Whilton Locks.
\nWhy didn\u2019t you know?
\nThere\u2019s no such thing as rough furlough.<\/em><\/p>\n

#roughfurlough #nothinglikethegruffaloatall
\nNP<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Where are you going to little brown Mouse? \u201cNowhere, I can\u2019t. I\u2019m not allowed out the house.\u201d But that\u2019s not a problem – all will be fine You can order all products from us now online. Oh Mouse, oh no – didn\u2019t you know? There\u2019s no such thing as a rough furlough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,52],"tags":[535],"class_list":["post-20125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-garden-centre","category-news","tag-rough-furlough"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22224,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20125\/revisions\/22224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlgv.co.uk\/whiltonlocksgardenvillage\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}